1. You fart on him… and laugh

#sorrynotsorry

2. He can break into your house… And no one in the family would notice because they just expect him to randomly appear

3. He’s expected at family functions… More than you are sometimes

All hell breaks lose when he doesn't show up.

4. When’s the wedding?” is a question asked way too often

#pleasestop

5. ....and on the contrary, “you’re still around” is also said way too often

#notgoinganywhere

6. Even when you're I’m-so-mad-and-well-never-talk-again, deleting their phone number won’t help because you have it memorized

7. You know their daily routine, down to the second.

When someone asks what they’re doing at 7:32, and you come back with their probably in the bathroom, it should be weird—but it’s totally normal

8. You can tell their entire mood by a one word text

9. Finding the perfect gift for whatever occasion is nearly impossible because you’re either:

a) together every moment of the day

b) you want it to be perfect so you over think the entire thing and can’t find a single thing.

10. Reading their mind is easy, and you often say the same thing at the exact same time.