We all have our clumsy moments—tripping over things, dropping a glass here or there, maybe even wiping out once in a blue moon. But this article is not about those kinds of people. These are the signs that you might be the genuine, inexplicable klutz—written by a member of the club.
1. You’re a master at tripping... over nothing.
2. Steps are your enemy—you only seem to notice them when it's too late.
3. Your shins are usually covered in bruises; the source of them a mystery.
4. Heels = deathtraps.
5. You own almost exclusively plastic cups—glass ones don’t last very long.
6. You miss your mouth when you’re eating/ drinking. (This is why wearing white shirts is a risk.)
7. You can never sneak up on someone.
8. Your phone screen is perpetually cracked.
9. You own a lot of bandages. Like, a lot.
10. You’ve met a lot of people by tripping into them.
