There comes a point in every party girl's life where she realizes enough is enough and it's time to grow up.
Everyone's party phase is different. Some are long and some are short. Some are mildly insane and some are just bat s**t crazy. Whatever the case may be, one day you will grow tired of the hangovers and the stories of what you did last night. And when you do, there are certain changes that will occur.
1. Your friends think you're joking when you say you're staying in on a Thursday.
2. When they find out you're actually not joking they get pissed.
3. People make jokes about how much "fun" you used to be/how boring you are now.
4. You find yourself getting defensive when said jokes are told.
5. Getting ahead on homework then crashing at 11 p.m. sounds more appealing than chugging a bottle of wine. Or two.
6. You offer to be the DD when you actually decide to go out.
7. You have money left over for shopping because you're not blowing it all on cheap alcohol.
8. Your friends literally beg you to go out. "I'll even buy all your drinks if you come" is a common plea in their argument.
9. You are SO over explaining why you don't want to go out every night of the week. A simple, "I'm just not in the mood" won't cut it.
10. And on the rare occasion that you do want to go out, no one else does.
Go figure.
