Equestrians, also known as the horse crazed people in the class, are recognizable from a mile away. They have a certain way about them as well as certain identifiable characteristics. So, without further ado, here are 10 signs you're an Equestrian.
1. Doing Your Hair Means Tucking It Under A Baseball Cap
It's the only hairstyle proven to hide helmet hair.
2. You Think Clucking At Your Car Will Make It Go Faster
It works for the horse, why not the car, too?
3. You Are Even Worse At Walking In Heels Than Most Other Girls
You basically live in your riding boots, converse or Toms, and, to be honest, you're probably lucky if you own more than one pair of heels. Bonus points if you can walk in them without tripping.
4. Your Idea Of Decorating Your Room Is Hanging Up Horse Show Ribbons
Because nothing adds class to a room like, "Yeah, those are my championship ribbons from Devon and WIHS."
5. When You Mess Up In The Show Ring, And You Already Know What Your Trainer Is Going To Say
Most exchanges go something like, "Why did you cut your turn?", "I don't know." "If you don't know, why are you doing it?"
6. You Never Have Money To Go Out Because You Spend It All At The Tack Shop
At this point, it's safe to say that your horse has a nicer wardrobe than you do.
7. In The Summer Time, Your Perfume Is Fly Spray, Featuring Citronella.
Nothing says "I came from the barn" like the smell of fly spray.
8. Your Go-To Outfit Consists Of A T-Shirt And Jeans
Remember how you only own one pair of heels? Well, you have the opposite problem with t-shirts, some may say you own too many.
9. Plaid Shirts Are Everything
Plaid shirts are the perfect solution to every situation! You can't go wrong!
10. You Have Become Immune To The Looks You Get When You Wear Your Breeches Out In Public
I don't understand how celebrities wear them, and it's considered a fashion trend. But, real Equestrians wear them, and it's considered weird.
Equestrians are a pretty cool group of people, and, maybe they stand out in a crowd a little bit. But, it's for all the right reasons!