Halloween is right around the corner, and you know what that means! That's right -- sexy costumes! Whether you love them or hate them, you're going to have to face them this (and every) season. Here's some preparation for the craziest, sexy costumes you might see.
1. Sexy Racing Flag
Doesn't just looking at it make you feel sexy? Who doesn't want to be a checkerboard? Er, checker flag, that is.
2. Sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
Look at that poor model's face. Hello darkness my old friend...
3. Sexy Credit Card
Because nothing says "I'm not shallow" like dressing up like your credit card!
4. Sexy McDonald's Clown
Need to spice up your relationship? How about attract someone new all together? Then give Sexy McDonald's clown a try!
5. Sexy Minion
I think part of my soul just died.
6. Sexy Lobster
It really says something when "sexy lobster costume" is not the worst on the list.
7. Sexy Ernie
Not even Ernie from Sesame Street is safe anymore. I shudder to think of what they've done to Bert.
8. Sexy NYC Pizza Rat
Remember that rat from NYC that was dragging a slice of pizza down the subway stairs? Yeah. You can be a sexy version of that for Halloween!
9. Sexy Olaf
Y'all need Jesus.
10. Sexy Rosie The Riveter
Ah, the creme de la creme. Rosie the Riveter, a feminist icon, turned into a sexy costume. That's not ironic at all. Seriously, how did this slip past everyone and get into development?