For the love of fried cheese-
1. They are there for you on dark days
2. You can find them almost anywhere
Mozzarella sticks will always be just a phone call away.
3. They don't judge you
4. They rarely burn you
There is a 30 percent chance mozzarella sticks will burn you. There is a 70 percent chance that people will burn you. It's science.
5. They are always amazing
Always.
6. Their beauty is unmeasurable
Have you ever seen something so beautiful?
7. They have your back
...and your stomach.
8. They fill your soul
...and your stomach
9. They listen to your needs
You can always talk to some mozz sticks about your problems.