Is it just a coincidence that "Chipotle" rhymes with "bae"? This is no coincidence. Chipotle is bae and better than any man. You are an independent woman that does not need a man because you have Chipotle.

These are the reasons why Chipotle is better than guys.

1. You are in control

your meal is made to your liking. If you do not want corn, then you do not have to put up with corn! You are in charge of your rice to bean ratio and no one can take that away from you.

2. If you want more, then you get more

You can confidently ask for "double brown rice" and not get looked at like you just asked for someone's kidney.

3. Chipotle is loyal

Chipotle was there for you when no one else was.

Failed a test? Go to Chipotle.

Got dumped? Go to Chipotle.

Don’t know what you’re doing with your life? Go to Chipotle.

4. Chipotle can always be found

Chipotle has an app. You are easily able to order ahead for pick up. Chipotle is expanding into new locations. Chipotle knows how much you need it and is not afraid to be there. Look over your shoulder honey; Chipotle will be there.

5. Chipotle is considerate

You got allergens? Chipotle cares. You don't believe in GMO? Chipotle cares. You just started a diet? Chipotle cares and offers alternatives to satisfy your every need and demand.

6. Chipotle is patient

Since Chipotle has so much to offer and is so satisfying, you might not always finish your bowl/burrito there. You are more than welcome to take your remainders home and finish it later.

7. You don't have to impress Chipotle to get some attention

Chipotle never judges. Feel free to roll in with last night’s makeup on, dirty hair, and your favorite sweats. Chipotle is still going to give you what you want, regardless of how you look. To Chipotle, you are always worth it.

8. You feel healthier and more vibrant when you eat Chipotle

Chipotle is healthier for you; physically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually. You never have to worry about feeling fat or stressing when you have Chipotle in front of you.

9. Guac is extra, but it's worth it

Yes, I know it's extra and that is more than okay. You will do anything for Chipotle because Chipotle puts up with all of your extra-ness. You think I won’t pay for it? Think again. You deserve to be treated. This is the least you could do to pay Chipotle back for all the amazing times you had together and will have.

10. Through thick and thin, Chipotle will provide you with all the happiness you need

Even with a couple bumps in the road. Even when everyone turned against Chipotle when E. coli was found in your food, you stuck through it. You don't just give up and call it quits. You stay strong. Chipotle loves and appreciates you, so you need to stay committed. It takes two to make a relationship work.