My phrase growing up and till this day still stands true-“Boys are stupid.” No matter the scenario, they always proved my phrase right, especially in college. That is why the only two men I need in my life are Ben and Jerry. They have never let me down, especially for the following reasons…
1. They are always down to chill
2. They will never judge you for how much you eat
3. They make you feel better when you're crying
(She doesn't feel better because its Turkey Hill, not Ben and Jerry's...smh)
4. They're always down to spoon
5. They are there to comfort you when you have a bad breakup
6. They are always so sweet, you could just gobble them right up
7. They will stay up late with you while you do homework
8. They can hang with the girls on a girl’s night in
9. They are the hit of every party
10. They are very popular
11. They will make you popular just by association
12. They know the way to a woman’s heart…her stomach
13. They always smell so good
14. They are yummy looking
15. And most importantly, they are ICE CREAM!
Now go get your man! He's waiting for you in the freezer aisle...