If you're anything like me, your love for dogs mirrors the obsessions of devoted fangirls and your reactions are pretty much the same. Here are some of the things that happen when you treat dogs like celebrities:
1. You squeal every time you see one in public.
Bless me, Lord, my prayers have been answered!
2. And you squeal even harder when they come near you.
“Oh my god, he noticed me!”
3. You can’t even contain yourself when you get to touch them.
*Hyperventilating*
4. You’d rather hear about the dog than the person they’re with.
They’re just the bodyguard for the star.
5. You take about 5,437 pictures of them.
And only about three turn out well.
6. And you put those pictures everywhere.
Especially on your phone.
7. You look at videos of them in your free time.
And not-so-free, I-really-should-write-that-paper time.
8. When you see two dogs together, you wonder if they’re in a relationship.
Please, please, please invite me to your doggy wedding!
9. You think everything they do is cute/funny/perfect.
Teach me your ways...
10. You wish you could be best friends with all of them.
And not just in your dreams.