America, America, America what have we gotten ourselves into? I don't know about everyone else, but I am counting down the days, hours, minutes, and seconds until the 2016 presidential election is over. I am tired of the dramatic commercials, ridiculous new headlines, and dumb bumper stickers all around me. I can't wait until my newsfeed goes back to videos of pizza and puppies. Lastly, I think the words "emails" and "the wall" should be banned from every American's vocabulary. Here are some things that I have enjoyed more in my life than this presidential election.
1. Slipping on someone's throw up and falling down a flight of stairs
2. Losing my pet turtle
3. Having the stomach flu on Halloween as a child
4. Breaking a finger in a door hinge
5. Doing sorority recruitment
6. Going to the DMV
7. Having my luggage get lost at an airport
8. Getting swine flu
9. Getting a cavity filled
10. Waking up to tailgate for 11am football games
Well, there it is. All of these lovely things are considerably more enjoyable than this ridiculous election. I can't wait for it all to begin again in 2 1/2 years!