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10 Thoughts You WILL Have While On A Juice Cleanse

"This is effin stupid."

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10 Thoughts You WILL Have While On A Juice Cleanse
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So I decided to try a juice cleanse...

I live in LA ok? Don't judge me. I'm constantly surrounded by overly hot people who only talk about their appearances. It's hard to not to get with the vibe here. I tried the cleanse because I feel like I had too.

I was on a trip recently and ate pretty unhealthy. If you know me you know I eat a ton of veggies and I'm pretty good at eating clean. BUT If you also know me, you know that I have a tendency to go on a snack streak and will gorge anything that's on my place without thinking twice about how my body will feel later.

If you're planning to do a cleanse, here are a few thoughts I guarantee you'll be having while on it as well:

1. "One day no biggie" 

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2. "Does this juice always taste this gross?" 

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3. "Wait there's only vegetables in it, it's not THAT bad" 

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4. "Oh here comes the stomach growls" 

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5. "I'm hungry" 

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6. "Is this what starvation feels like?"

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7. "I think the bathroom is my best friend now"

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8. "I hope this starvation was worth it" 

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9. "Why do I like to torture myself" 

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10. "I can't wait to eat a donut tomorrow" 

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Personally, I don't think I want to do it ever again solely because I really missed my own cooking.

Also, I'm sure there are better ways to detox.

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