Would you prefer Miley Cyrus or Ricky Bobby as your next president?Breaking down which celebrities would do well if they chose to run for office.
Ders from Workaholics
This Comedy Central icon could be the next political superstar to
take the stage. Anders Holmvik is the unspoken leader of the threesome
that makes up the Workaholics. With his constantly professional
demeanor, drinking and questionable drug problem, Ders would have no problem
fitting in with some of the politicians in Washington. His love of practical
jokes and fabulous hair would set him apart from the other candidates.
Miley Cyrus
Continuing President Obama’s theme of change, Miley could win the
liberal vote in no time. Her can-do attitude would also win the hearts of
voters. After all, she can’t stop and she won’t stop.
LeBron James
In every president’s term, they have to learn what it is like to
be hated. LeBron already has this down pat. As one of the most hated players in
the NBA, LeBron knows how to make tough decisions without worrying what the
majority of the public (especially Cleveland) may think of him.
Kanye West
With his stellar public speaking skills, Kanye could win over
millions in his presidential race and leave them speechless. He could also put
to rest the myth that Americans know nothing about geography. Have you met his
daughter?
Patrick Dempsey
Patrick’s good looks and charm would do wonders with foreign
diplomats and, as an actor, Patrick has tons of experience pretending to be
someone he isn’t, like some politicians.
Olivia Pope
As a fixer, Olivia could do wonders to fix our country. Because of
her previous family issues and affairs with married men, she definitely would
have no problem keeping political secrets.
Flo from Progressive Insurance
While Republicans probably wouldn’t listen to her ideas about
insurance, Flo has campaign experience that would give her an edge against
the competition. After all, who doesn’t love pizza loyalty discounts?
Elsa from Frozen
Elsa would be all business. They’d never see her cry. She could
also make peace between any nations. Let it go, let it go! she would
sing.
Spongebob
Spongebob has all the makings of a fantastic president. He has
loyalty, an incredible work ethic, the ability to keep secrets and loves to
make friends. Additionally, after working at minimum wage for over a decade, he
knows what it is like to be a member of the middle class.
Ricky Bobby
If you ain’t first, you’re
last! Ricky would keep this American attitude of,alive and well. As a winning race car driver, Ricky has experience in the
spotlight and would change the pledge of allegiance from “One nation, under
God,” to “One nation, under Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your
ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin'
'bout shapes and colors, with liberty and justice for the winners.”