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Why try to solve your problems when you can tweet them?Productive and personal arguments are so yesterday. Get your issues out there for the world to see.

We are all grown, here, and pretty much all of us have gotten into an argument or disagreement with someone. Here is a life long tip you must always follow. Whenever someone says something bad about you, gives you the stank face or you just flat out get into it with them, you better take it to social media and let the world know about your personal feelings towards them. 

Whenever you disagree with someone and there is conflict, it’s an obligation to be the bigger person, now that we are in college. Would the bigger person sit there and argue or try to talk things out and come to a conclusion? No. As the bigger person, you would let the Twitter world know how much you can’t stand the person and everything you hate about them. Even better, subtweet about the argument you two had, the one that started it all! But, like, you can’t mention them because then that would just be too confrontational. Just get on Twitter and subtweet up a storm for a few days and if you are super mad at them, make a huge Facebook status about them, too. But it basically needs to be as long as a novel so people know you’re serious.

What’s not to love? You can trash talk someone and everyone who follows you can read it and you don’t even have to take it up with them, or @ them. But while you are talking about them, trying to bring them down, it’s a must to tweet about how happy you are and how perfect your life is. That will really show them!

If you have really good friends, you can even have them retweet your hateful tweets. That way the person you are talking about can, for sure, see it. And if they even dare text you and try to talk about it, you better delete the text first thing, then tweet about how you cannot believe the person you are talking about confronted you. Naturally, they might get annoyed and throw in a subtweet towards you. As soon as you see anything that you could take as trash talk about you, favorite it, quote it and retweet it. But whatever you do don’t reply to it, because it’s so immature to fight on Twitter. Be the better person and don’t you dare try to say anything straight to them.  

After you've done your subtweeting spree, and you’ve read their message that will be asking why you subtweeted them, and then subtweeted about how they confronted you, you should start the creeping process. Go to their Twitter page every time you get on your computer, that way if they say something about you, you can fire a subtweet back. Also, you can make fun of anything they say. Like, if they tweet something about eating, you can subtweet they are fat. If they tweet about make-up, subtweet them saying make up can never fix their ugly face, or something.

When you subtweet to a tweet, it has to be within 10 minutes or they’ll tweet that you are creepy. All I am saying is, it’s time to be the more mature person, stop arguing with people and getting into fights. Just go subtweet them and nobody gets hurt. Once people see how tough you are on Twitter, nobody will mess with you. And I mean people who follow you really care what you think, right? And let's be real, you won't @ them.

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