If you give a girl a bid...

She's going to ask you for a bid day jersey.

When you give her the jersey,
She’ll probably ask you for a bag.

When she’s dressed, she’ll ask you for some face paint. 
Then she’ll want to look in the mirror to make sure it looks good.

When she looks in the mirror, she might notice that her hair needs a bow.  
She’ll probably ask you for some tulle.  

When she’s finished tying her bow, she’ll want some glitter.  
She’ll start glittering everything.  

She might get carried away and glitter every part of her body.  
She may even end up glittering the floors as well!  

When she’s done, she’ll probably want to take a picture.  
You’ll have to try a few poses before you get it right.  

She’ll do the skinny arm, the sorority squat and throw what she knows a few times.  
She’ll probably ask you to show her the house.  

So you’ll show her one of the rooms, and she’ll ask you to see composites.  
When she looks at the pictures, she’ll get so excited that she’ll want to know about her new sisters for her own.  

She’ll ask you for stories and jokes.  
You’ll tell her a story.  

When the story is finished, she’ll laugh and want to give you her number so you can text her.
Then she’ll want you to meet her for coffee the next day.  

Which means you’ll become best friends.  
She’ll hang out with you all year and love you and want you to be her big.  

Looking back on bid day the next year will remind her that she was that young once. 
So… She’ll ask you for those bid day pictures.  

And chances are, if she asks you for those pictures, she’s going to think about her bid and all that came with it.