1. This is your night. You’re going to meet a cute guy and have a wonderful time. This is going to be good.

2. Wow, there are so many people here. 

3. But I’m wearing my fun wedges so I’m bound to be noticed. 

4. OMG it's that guy I went on bus trip with freshman year. 

5. No. No. No. So. Awkward. Must. Avoid. 

6. Walk away walk away. 

7. Wait he’s following…

8. SPRINT! 

9. Ok, phew, there are my friends. Act busy. 

10. Geez, all of these imaginary drinks guys are buying for me are really making me have to go to the bathroom. 

11. Let me grab 20 of my closest friends to come with me. 

12. Ok, now that I’m done with the bathroom (and re-fixing my makeup of course) let me make myself look available. 

13. Wow, only thirty minutes left of the exchange. 

14. I haven’t even danced yet. 

15. Whoa, a really cute guy is walking toward me. 

16. This is it. 

17. Wait, he’s like really cute. 

18. He’s like frat, but not too frat. 

19. My mom would love him. 

20. We would look great in an Insta together. 

21. We would do well with either a Lo-Fi or Walden filter. 

22. Why was I even worried about guys not talking to me? 

23. Oh wait, false alarm. 

24. I’m standing right by the men’s restroom. 

25. He wasn’t coming talk to me. 

26. Well, he wasn’t THAT cute anyways. 

27. I must be giving off that “I’m in a relationship” vibe. 

28. Yeah that’s totally it. 

29. IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 

30. Hungry Howie’s. 

31.They usually only have Little Caesar’s Pizza at the exchanges so, like, is today my lucky day or what?

32. Pizza is so much better than boys. 

33. I’d choose garlic butter crust over a formal date any day. 

34. Okay probably not but, like, this is so good. 

35. Oh, the exchange is over. 

36. Can’t wait to tell all my friends about all the cute boys that talked to me. 

37. I love college. 

38. And pizza.