We all know the true struggle of the pre-going out stages. Many emotions, outfits, shots, and thoughts get exchanged, resulting in the best night night ever (that is if you ever actually make it out). Here are some of the many things that are said before we even make it out of the house:
- What bar do we want to end up at tonight?
- Wedges or flats?
- Can you do my hair?
- Can you do my makeup?
- Gosh I have NOTHING to wear
- Is this too dressy?
- Is this too casual?
- Shots?
- I'll be ready in 5, I promise
- *45 minutes later* Okay seriously, I'll be ready in 5
- Is my dress too short?
- I really wanna meet a cute boy tonight
- Gosh, I wish I was drunk already
- Will you be my wing-woman tonight?
- Can we PHU-LEASE get an Uber?!
- OMG those shots are kicking in
- What are the chances that cute boy from spanish class will be at the bar?!
- Do not let me text my ex tonight
- Also, don't let me text my other ex tonight
- Don't let me be that chick that snap stories her whole night
- HA, I am totally gonna be that chick, oh well
- I am so excited to order pizza on our way home
- and nachos
- and cheesy fries
- We need to dance on the stage at that bar
- I hope the DJ is cute
- *2 hours later*- okay I'm finally ready to go
- Holy heck, I am so drunk
- Can we just skip the whole going out thing and get dominos now?