1. This is your mantra:
2. You and the local pizza delivery guy are on a first-name basis. #noshame
3. You do a little dance before you eat your pizza, just out of pure excitement.
4. You do a little dance while eating your pizza, just out of pure excitement.
5. Pizza GIFs give you indescribable pleasure.
6. You have pizza merch.
7. You’ve seriously considered getting a pizza tattoo.
8. You prefer a night-in with pizza over hanging out with your friends.
9. Finding an actual person to be your significant other is no longer on your to-do list.
10. Pizza helps you solve and/or cope with your problems.
11. You would be perfectly content having pizza for your every meal.
12. You eat it slowly so that the two of you can have more time together. If only it could last forever.
13. You can never have just one piece.
14. You never want to be far away from pizza.
15. This GIF arouses you:
16. You crave pizza all the time.
17. You will undoubtedly go to any meeting/gathering/event if there's advertised free pizza there.
18. You find yourself justifying your love of pizza to other people.
19. You don’t care what anyone else thinks about your unhealthy obsession.
20. You get it in any way possible.