1. Why do we have so many palm trees hereĀ in the desert?
2. How does someone actually locate a book at the library?
3. How can you go out partying six out of sevenĀ days out of the week and pass class?
4. Who is the homeless man who hangs outside the library from about 8 p.m. toĀ 6a.m. and types on his laptop?
5. How can someone not buy a Zona Zoo pass?
6. How is everyone so skinny?!
7.Ā How is dating not a thing here?
8. Why does salad from CORE cost $13?
9. Why do people skip class when it is raining?
10. How can students bursar Ray Bans, TVs, and Beats (in the middle of the semester) and tell their parents it is for books?
But there is oneĀ question I have a solid answer for.Ā "What is the best college?"Ā University of Arizona!Ā Bear down!